Misc quotes
[story about a bong made from an old mac]
Q: What would Isaac Newton have done if he was hit in the head with this apple?
A: Died?
Organic food, once sold as shriveled produce in stores watched over by hippies in Birkenstocks and beads, has become the fastest-growing sector of the food industry, generating about $10 billion a year. --The New York Times
"Odditorium is bookended by two of the most meandering, pointless tracks the band has ever recorded. "Love Is the New Feel Awful" is merely a song that could've been good if it weren't bloated with several minutes' worth of fruitless noodling. It's the closer, "A Loan Tonight," with its irritating, oddly strangled vocals, clunky keyboards, and listless guitars that go on and on for nearly 12 minutes, that is so infuriatingly bad you wish you could somehow un-hear it, and maybe the rest of the album while you're at it." --Heather Phares, All-Music Guide
pretend to be a Virtual-prawn on the Cyberspace-Oceanfloor
Maybe there is an expression that goes "I could care less, but it would be difficult" but if you're not going to use it in full at least have what you want to say make sense. "I couldn't care less" Because if you could, by all means do, until you don't anymore. --reboot
I had a guy tell me once that he liked living on the edge, and that he was an "extreme athlete"... He did sport parachuting... Give me a break... That is safer than taking a bath... Extreme would be if 50% of the parachutes were packed with dirty laundry... --xyzzy
I suppose that these days I kinda feel that the whole time you are alive your are kinda in combat with life. And if you kill yourself when it gets shitty with you then it wins. I prefer to beat it down and make it my bitch. --Stabmaster J
"You may quote me:" he said. "Man is vile, and man makes nothing worth making, knows nothing worth knowing." --Kurt Vonnegut, "Cat's Cradle," p116
Momma always said, "Life is like coding for Mozilla, you never now what you are going to ge<PAGE FAULT IN 0003:12fex61d89301>
bash.org
#30252 +(168)- [X] <thinkmad> your face sucks <thinkmad> watch my movie <thinkmad> http://www.thinkmad.com/tvp/tvp/Media/Meetyou_lo_320x240.mov <Hummer> thats good advertising <Hummer> start off with an insult. always works <Drakken> FUCK YOU ALL - Buy Crest toothpaste! <Hummer> hahah <golic3> He got your attention though <Hummer> true <Hummer> EAT SHIT! go to mcdonalds! #5757 +(125)- [X] <bytraper> sheesh... I crashed the last company car I had :/ <bytraper> I pulled the sun visor down and a spider with 15 legs dropped from it <girlie-> 15 legs.. lol <Dark_un> thats almost 2 spiders